Things I Didn't Write About

Not writing is the new self-care

Oh, hi!

I want you to know that in the time since we last saw each other, I did not write about:

  • Jeffrey Epstein

  • Al Franken

  • Forever 21 sending out diet bars with their packages

  • That cute story about William Hurt being nice to a bunch of non-famous actors, and how it just reminded me that William Hurt is an abusive shitstain

  • Women dying in car accidents becau…

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