In The Event of My Untimely Death

Please do not make too much of my digital history

I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts, which means I listen to a lot of recitations of people’s text messages, e-mails, and conversations in the days before their suspicious deaths. Naturally, that got me thinking about where the evidence would point if I went missing tomorrow. Just in case I do, let me take this opportunity to clear a few things up.